The car won't start
It's falling apart
I was late for work
And the boss got smart
My pantyline shows
Got a run in my hose
My hair went flat
Man, I hate that
Just when I thought
Things couldn't get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress
I must confess
This could be worse than PMS
This job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait till the end of the day
Hey, honey, I'm on my way
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone
Give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home
I broke a nail
Opening the mail
I cursed out loud
Cause it hurt like hell
This job's a pain
It's so mundane
It sure don't stimulate my brain
This job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait till the end of the day
Hey, honey, I'm on my way
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone
Give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home
Oh, rub my neck will you
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone
Give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home
I'm home
That feels much better