He took me to our favorite spot
A place we go to hang a lot
Something seemed to catch his eye
Oh-oo-oh over my shoulder
Oh-oo-oh over my shoulder
I turned around to see what's up
A pretty young thing sure enough
She was new, he wanted to
Kno-oo-oh-oh-oo-ow her
Kno-oo-oh-oh-oo-ow her
Oh yeah
Then she flicked her hair yeah
Oh yeah he began to stare
Waiter, bring me water
I gotta make him keep his cool
Bring me water
He's acting like a fool
Bring me water
Uh, oh, I did my best to block his view
But it was like he could see through me
I just knew he wanted to
Ho-oo-oh-oh-oo-oh-old her
Ho-oo-oh-oh-oo-oh-old her
Oh yeah I ain't getting nowhere yeah
Oh yeah she's still standing there
Waiter, bring me water
I gotta make him keep his cool
Bring me water
He's acting like a fool
Bring me water
There's gotta be a way to cool this clown
He's starting to embarrass me
I may even have to hose him down
Bring me water
I don't know what he finds so distracting
What's so hot about her
I really don't like the way he's acting
Bring me water
Uh, Bring it on
Uhhhh
Oh
What's so hot about her
Uh, uh, uh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Waiter, bring me water
Gotta make him keep his cool
Waiter, bring me water
Send him back to school
Waiter, bring me water
He's acting like a fool
Waiter, bring me water
Waiter, bring me water