I can smell the change that's on your hands
Packing up your philips head and honey bear
Brandy danced for you and all your friends
Last night you think you might have left your money there
Good morning now
Your keys are gone
And the "ThunderCats" are on
Paper's here
It says, "It's over
Kiss your mom"
You can't hit a nail straight
When you're laughing
Crystal was an unsuccessful blonde
Hasn't been to bed now for a week or two
Organizing closets until dawn
It's lovely how she's always finding things to do
Now Scotty's knife is in your hand
And your contact's in the sand
You're hallucinating in the heat
You can't hit a nail straight
When you're laughing
You can't hit a nail straight
When you're laughing
Ninety-seven stitches and a cast
Sixty absent days but what you gonna do?
Thought you said those brakes of yours would last
Now go before somebody drops a house on you
Jordan got so mad you said
He threw his hammer at your head
Sent you home and said
He'd pick you up at five
You can't hit a nail straight
When you're laughing
You can't hit a nail straight
When you're laughing
Keep on playing
Maybe it'll happen, dear
I can't believe the doctor said
He'd leave those bb's in your head
But I think he said he thought
You shouldn't drive
So call us if you make it there alive