Who'll buy the table
And who'll buy the bed?
Who'll buy the memories?
The auction is set
Who'll bid for old love
That's grown cold and stale?
It's the grand divorce
Going, going
Out off business sale
It's a grand divorce
Going out of business sale
Odds and ends from two people
Whose love don't jell
She will take the baby
And he'll keep the hell
At this grand divorce
Going, going
Out of business sale
Who'll take this photograph
Of two kids in love?
Make it more than a dollar, friend
Cause that's not enough
Who'll buy their coffee cups
Where lips of love have failed?
At this grand divorce
Going, going
Out of business sale
There they stand in an empty room
Everything is sold
Hating to break away
And walk out in the cold
Two grown-ups and a baby
With nothing but themselves
It's a grand divorce
Going, gone
Out of business sale