A bad little kid
Moved into my neighborhood
He won't do nothing right
Just sitting down and looks so good
He don't want to go to school
And learn to read and write
Just sits around the house
And plays the rock and roll music all night
Well, he put some tacks on teachers chair
Puts chewing gum in little girl's hair
Now, junior
Behave yourself
Buys every rock and roll book
On the magazine stand
Every dime that he get
Is lost to the jukebox man
Well, he worries his teacher
Till at night she's ready to poop
From rocking and a-rolling
Spinning in a hula hoop
Well, this rock and roll has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now, junior
Behave yourself
Going tell your mama
You better do what she said
Get to the barber shop
And get that hair cut off your head
Threw the canary
And you fed it to the neighbors cat
You gave the cocker spaniel
A bath in mother's laundramat
Well, mama's head has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now, junior
Behave yourself