Well, you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking
But she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag
Dressed in her polythene bag
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller
When she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl
That makes the "News of the World"
Yes, you could say
She was attractively built
Yeah, yeah, yeah