Well, my name is a number
A piece of plastic film
And I'm growing funny flowers
In my little window sill
Dont you know
I'm a Two Thousand man
And my kids
They just don't understand me at all
Well my wife still respects me
I really misused her
I am having an affair
With the Random computer
Don't you know
I'm a Two Thousand man
And my kids
They just don't understand me at all
Oh daddy
Proud of your planet
Oh mummy
Proud of your sun
Oh daddy
Proud of your planet
Oh mummy
Proud of your sun
Oh daddy
Your brain's still flashing
Like it did
When you were young
Or do you come down crashing
Seeing all the things you'd done
All was a big put on
Oh daddy
Proud of your planet
Oh mummy
Proud of your sun
Oh daddy
Proud of your planet
Oh mummy
Proud of your sun
Oh daddy
Proud of your planet
Oh mummy
Proud of your sun
Oh daddy
Proud of your planet
Oh mummy
Proud of your sun
And you know
Who's the Two Thousand man
And your kids
They just won't understand you at all