Well, I'm waiting at the bus stop
In downtown L.A.
Well, I'm waiting at the bus stop
In downtown L.A.
But I'd much rather be
On a boardwalk on Broadway
Well, I'm sitting here thinking
Just how sharp I am
Well, I'm sitting here thinking
Just how sharp I am
I'm an under assistant
West coast promo man
Yeah, yeah
Well, I promo groups
When they come into town
Well, I promo groups
When they come into town
Well, they laugh at my toupee
They're sure to put me down
Well, I'm sitting here thinking
Just how sharp I am
Yeah, I'm sitting here thinking
Just how sharp I am
I'm a necessary talent
Behind every rock and roll band
Yeah, I'm sharp
I'm really, really sharp
I sure do earn my pay
Sitting on the beach every day
Yeah
I'm real, real sharp
Yes I am
I got a Corvette
And a seersucker suit
Yes I have
Here comes the bus, uh oh
I though I had a dime
Where's my dime
I know I have a dime somewhere
I'm pretty sure