What you say, girl
You see what is wrong
You must be joking
You was led alone
But the butler, the baker
The laughing cavalier
Will tell me now
Who's been sleeping here
I want to know
Tell me, baby
Who's been sleeping here
What you say, girl
Who'd you see that night
I was doing
Doing something right
Oh, the soldier, the sailor
Then there's the three muskateers
Yes, they'll tell me now
Who's been sleeping here
Did I ever tell you I want to know
Hey baby, who's been sleeping
Don't you look like
Like a goldilocks
There must be somewhere
Somewhere you can stop
Yes, there's the noseless old newsboy
The old british brigadier
But you'll tell me now
Who's been sleeping here
Who's been eating
Eating off my plate
Who will tell me
Who'll investigate
There's the seargeants, the soldiers
The cruel old grenadiers
But they'll tell me, now
Who's been sleeping here
Cause I want to know
Who's been sleeping right here
Was it your mummy, your daddy
Who's been sleeping here
Was it your auntie, your uncle
Who's been sleeping here
Was it your boyfriend, your girlfriend
Who's been sleeping here