Today I started home with just a mile ago
And everything was going all right
And then I heard "Sock It To Me" on the radio
And I'll never make it home tonight
Well, I made it down on the old crossroad
Where the wrong road leads to the right
Then I thought of many in the mini skirts
And I'll never make it home tonight
Yeah, the road to the right is wrong
The one to the left is right
I'm a looking for the right place to go wrong
And I'll never make it home tonight
Yeah, the road to the right is wrong
The one to the left is right
I'm a looking for the right place to go wrong
And I'll never make it home tonight
Down in the glad place for the sad
I'm losing for I'm gonna get fight
I'm a looking for good place to go bad
And I'll never make it home tonight
Well, I got kinda high
And I live a little low
Started home about daylight
When I got to the road where I should've get left
Again I turn to the right
Yeah, the road to the right is wrong
The one to the left is right
I'm a looking for the right place to go wrong
And I'll never make it home tonight
Yeah, the road to the right is wrong
The one to the left is right
I'm a looking for the right place to go wrong
And I'll never make it home tonight
Yeah, it don't look
Like I'm gonna make it home tonight
I hear you