Well, I got a bumper sticker
On the back of my truck
There ain't another like it
Cause I had it made up
I can tell who's behind me
They give themselves away
Lay on their horn
When they read this phrase
Honk if you honky tonk
Don't if you don't
But if you do
Don't you love to?
Honk if you honky tonk
Me and Friday night
Go hand in hand
Ice cold beer
And a swinging band
A girl on my arm
That won't let go
She caught my little sign
About a mile ago
Honk if you honky tonk
Don't if you don't
But if you do
Don't you love to?
Honk if you honky tonk
Well, just the other day
I was cruising through town
Sheriff pulled me over
I thought I had it now
I rolled down my window
He said with a grin
"I want one of them stickers
Or I'm gonna run you in"
Honk if you honky tonk
Don't if you don't
But if you do
Don't you love to?
Honk if you honky tonk
Honk if you honky tonk
Don't if you don't
But if you do
Don't you love to?
Honk if you honky tonk
Honk if you honky tonk
I hear you honking
Yeah
I'm pulling over
Let's honky tonk