I've been in and out
Of every honky tonk in town
And I'm almost drunk from the drinks
That I've turned down
Well, you told me you'd be happy
Bouncing babies on your knee
While I sit at home alone
And I've been bouncing three
Yeah, and I'm tired of it too
I'm gonna call myself
A long pink limousine
Yeah, believe it or not
It's the prettiest thing
I think I've ever seen
There's a big bar in the corner
And a TV on the side
This baby's sixty-feet long
And forty-feet wide
Hey, driver, pull this car
Buddy, right inside the bar
Take it on back to the big old blonde
That thinks she's a movie star
I'm gonna grab her by her phony ponytail
I'm gonna sling her around and around
When she wakes up
She'll know she met up
With mad Mrs. Leroy Brown
Well, the smoke's so doggone thick
You could cut it with a knife
And the music's so loud
You can hear the same line twice
Hey, Leroy Brown
How do you like my big old pink limo?
Just drawed all your money
Out of the bank today
Honey, you don't have no more
I'm gonna call myself
A long pink limousine
Yeah, believe it or not
It's the prettiest thing
I think I've ever seen
There's a big bar in the corner
And a TV on the side
This baby's sixty-feet long
And forty-feet wide
Hey, driver, pull this car
Buddy, right inside the bar
Take it on back to the big old blonde
That thinks she's a movie star
Gonna grab her by her phony ponytail
I'm gonna sling her around and around
When she wakes up
She'll know she met up
With mad Mrs. Leroy Brown